No, we won't be man-bashing (but trust me, I have a friend who is going through something that totally warrants castrating all married men who have ever even looked at another woman "that way." Hey, if us ladies have to suffer because Eve ate the apple (Genesis 3:16), then the men should have to suffer because of this guy's repulsive behavior, but I digress).
Actually, we will be baby bashing. Okay, that sounds horrible. Let me rephrase. We will be telling our stories of non-maternal instinct, and I would love for you all to join along. My dear friend, Mister Linky, will be there to help (please pray that I "learn" Mister Linky), and my ever-so-talented friend, Karla, will be designing a cute button for this meme.
So start thinking as a blogger thinks, "if I let him eat the dog food, that would make for a really great post." But I guarantee you won't have to create opportunities for releasing your non-maternal soul; let's face it, those opportunities creep up no matter where we turn (even when I pretend that he didn't just shove a fistful of kibbles down his throat, it later reemerges as a foul-colored, speckled substance clogging up his diaper).
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Praying that you survive another week of motherhood.