Thursday, August 28, 2014

I can't make this stuff up.

Harper was playing outside when she came in from the garage. She was all Elsa-fied in her Frozen dress (that she dragged out of the laundry basket because she has worn it to filth), and I noticed that her hair was brushed. I said, "Wow, you look lovely. Did you brush your hair?" She responded, "Mommy, I need to show you something."

I followed the queen out to the garage and she picked something off the floor. It was a wand. Wait, no, what am I seeing? She was holding a toilet wand.

She brushed her hair with a toilet wand.


While dressed as Queen Elsa. A very filthy Queen Elsa.

By the grace of God the toilet wand was brand new. She found it in a bag of things I bought from the store but left in the garage.

Regardless, it left me with that shaky feeling like when you almost get into a car accident but you don't and you're not sure if you pooped yourself and you drive home trembling, "praisejesuspraisejesuspraisejesuspraisejesus."

Because toilet wand and hair. Eww.

And now I look at all things Elsa and want to barf.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

August 2013

August 2013 was a month of growth - the celebration of Harper turning 4 and the first day of Kindergarten for my firstborn. Tomorrow Harper turns 5, and next week Henry enters the first grade. Reflecting on these milestones as we approach new ones fills me with much gratitude. Life is fleeting and precious and beautiful. 

 I am so thankful to be surrounded by such love.

Monday, August 4, 2014

July 2013

I don't know if it's our upcoming move (FIVE DAYS) or that in two weeks my son will go to school ALL DAY EVERYDAY but I look at these pictures from one year ago and I fall dramatically into the fetal position with no hope of ever recovering.

Sweet Mary, mother of Jesus, have mercy on my soul and STOP TIME NOW.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

I can't make this stuff up.

Henry (age 6): Mommy, I love God so much that it never stops.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

I can't make this stuff up.

Stop-my-heart moment of the day, as I overheard Harper say to her friend, Allison:

"Okay, now let's go to my room because that's where I'm getting pregnant."

After I regained consciousness, I learned that Harper intended to get pregnant by taking a baby doll from her room to put under her dress. We have since had several pregnancies and deliveries, resulting in a nursery full of beautifully-quiet plastic-headed glass-eyed newborns.

My heart has still not recovered.

Friday, May 23, 2014

Sweet sweet memories.

Grrrrr . . . I want to catch up to blogging real time so badly. But LIFE. It's so bossy. Geesh.

So June, 2013. Gosh, if I had a time machine, I would only need to go back to June. Two of my year's highlights occurred in June.

1) It was the last time I would ever see my Grandma Hollywood. She left this world for a better one only 3 months later. What I wouldn't give to hold her always soft, mostly wrinkled, beautifully manicured hand just one more time.

2) It was the first time that Matt and I have ever taken a trip together - JUST US TWO. Basically, it was our honeymoon, only 6 years and three kids later. I can describe it in one word: BLISS.

June, 2013: Love ya. Miss ya. Mean it.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

I can't make this stuff up.

Harper (age 4), about an hour after I trimmed her fingernails: "Mom, you cut my fingers and now I can't get the boogers out of my nose."